March 2012
I go to get on the bus
The driver tells me that a pram is just about to get off
I get on again
I see another pram trying to get off
I get on again
Highly embarrassed that I had to try three times to get on a bus and a full bus of passengers saw me fail doing so
The look on my face must have been q u a l i t y
Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
FRECKLES
FRECKLES
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is...
– Henry JamesĀ (via aneuromess)
There are things sadder
than you and I. Some people
do not even touch.
– Sonia Sanchez (via aneuromess)