I go to get on the bus The driver tells me that a pram is just about to get off I get on again I see another pram trying to get off I get on again Highly embarrassed that I had to try three times to get on a bus and a full bus of passengers saw me fail doing so The look on my face must have been q u a l i t y
Attractive male: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is...– Henry James (via aneuromess)
There are things sadder than you and I. Some people do not even touch.– Sonia Sanchez (via aneuromess)